HORROR!

So the past few days i've been pretty much outta it. Didn't even wanna go to school today. So i had a Ferris day and took cough medicine. So after listening to music as loud as I want for 2 hours I look for something better to do. After I found that something, I ate all the cheese pizza in the freezer and proceeded to watch horror movies.

The lovely people at the Kirkwood channel who probably do these same things crank out some awesome B-rate horror movies between re-runs of Cowboy Showcase and I Married Jane. The fifties re-runs are boring and I hate them, but the rest of it is great grindhouse B-rate horror flicks from the golden era of horror movies.

Sunday night, I watched Track of the Vampire, The Terror, and fell asleep during Crypt of Horror. Of the three Track of the Vampire was the best, it was about some Artist named Sordi, who would capture his victims in his paintings. He came from a long line of vampire/artists who did this. His ancestor was burnt at stake for sorcery as he captured the soul of his mistress in his best work, which was also destroyed. For some reason he would revert back into the vampire and slay hot 60's babes and then paint his work and throw them in a vat of boiling plaster. He'd keep his statues around his lofty dungeon in a bell tower. In the end they turn on him and stop him from creating his masterwork of his true love.



Today I watched I Eat Your Skin, and The Brain That Wouldn't Die. Along with these i flipped around to find another great cheese film called Road Warrior. It's the sequel to Mad Max and shows what happens in times of extereme foregin oil dependancy. I Eat Your Skin was the only one to really write home about. The rest of it was pretty dull. The down side to watching all these B-rate flicks is that you always get pleanty of duds. The ending of Brain featured a crazy reanimated womens head and some guy with three eyes and mutations smashing the doctor and killing everyone. Road Warrior features Mel Gibson in his forte, a douchebag fighting other...You guessed it, Road Warriors. Everyone wears one shoulder pad and has a mohawk and are after "the precious juice" which turns out to just be an oil tanker full of sand. There I just saved you 2 hours of lame action flick. The only upside to this film is watching a cave boy throw a boomerang into a guys skull and seeing the occasional set of tits.

Currently listneing to Pandora Radio:
For Madmen Only - May Blitz
Lord of This World - Black Sabbath
Baby Please don't Go - Budgie
Happening To Me And You - Mouse